Celeste Garrett has finally found a happy balance in her life as the Chosen One, thanks in large part to a certain hunky Irishman. But if there’s any lesson she should heed since receiving her calling it’s that everything can change in the blink of an eye. Soon a terrible new threat, unlike anything she’s ever encountered, causes her to make a gut-wrenching choice that will strip her of someone she holds dear.
As much as she’d like to have a pity party for one, there’s no time for that now because wedding bells are ringing in Gainesboro! In between dress fittings and rehearsal dinners Celeste will have to fend off attacking demons and leering pirates. As if the Dark Army wasn’t scary enough our heroine is faced with the horrifying trauma of attending a bachelorette party with her mom and watching Grams do Jello shots. Is a walk down the aisle even possible for a member of the Garrett family when the Dark Army is out to destroy them? More importantly, will the Dark Army Glee Club sing at the reception?
Raise your glass to the happy couple, and get ready for a wedding…Conduit-style.
okay i am going to be murdered for this but….4.5stars…..*shields face from attack* calm down calm down let me explain
I really did love this. I did.
Warning: THIS IS THE THIRD IN A SAGA, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN BOOK ONE AND TWO STOP READING THIS REVIEW, i will not do spoilers for book three sorry babes
Song Choice: “They” by Jem, “My Love” by Sia, “Satellite Heart” Cover by Christina Perri, “Melt My Heart To Stone” by Adele (oh yeah i just went Adele on your asses), and “How Can You Mend a Broken Heart” I prefer the Bee Gees but for this Micheal Buble’s cover works ❤
First thoughts: So, so, so WOW, keeping up with the hilarious, wonderful tone that keeps with the overall tone this series has delivered us. Of course though there is also a deep sadness that leaks into this book – a sort of bitterness as well. (Had to break this up first thoughts were getting a little long) it was amazing, if you loved the first you, you will love this one. So i will admit i had to take a break from reading this series because of exams…. but i totally recommend that you cannot do that. You are going to need to take off of work, school, life, and just close yourself up with some ice cream, caffeine, and comfort/junk food. Don’t leave until you finish reading this series
Thoughts on Plot: I loved this I really did, my reason for dropping it down to a 4.5 stars is simply because Stacey dropped a bombshell on us near the endish – not so much the end, end she couldn’t have brought something else up about it, but yeah it was like WATCH OUT BOMB – then while we are all have our hearts in our throats, palms sweaty, pulling over that sort of geeky, but totally sexy guy that happens to be right next to us for a kiss we never get that damn kiss – why because the bomb doesn’t fall…. So what i am saying is don’t drop that sort of information on us then leave it open – the cliffie (yeah there is cliffie at the end of this as there always are) that is okay – this was introduced earlier and totally ignored for the rest of the book, that in Becca standards is not okay…..okay maybe i am just being bitter because i want to know. So okay we are moving on from that, this book will go ahead without your permission – reach into your chest, pull out your heart and shove it your face, and go “you want love, you can’t handle my love” (i have no idea why i am being so violent right now) I think i actually died laughing at one point in this book… I think i saw the white light, but then a costumer came into my work place and i had to come back to the land of the living. I am still laughing about it. seriously as i am writing this, thinking about it i am laughing but i am sparing you the lols….oh i guess not….lols! Anyhoops, while sure i saw somethings coming there were definitely not some others – i am not going to lie Stacey always comes out of nowhere for me sometimes – not like in a bad way – more like i would never have guessed that but its genius!
Celeste: She is awesome as always, she really has tough decisions to make, and sacrifice is her middle name. I don’t even know how she managed to make half the decisions that she did and still manage to pretty much still be our wonderful Cee ❤ Sorry that is all for her though because we already know her pretty well don’t we? 😉
Kendall: Is um… odd. hahaha you will have to read to find out what that means.
Gabe & Alaina: Awww ❤ again read and you will find out.
Caleb: Swoon worthy as always somehow he got even more swoon worthy – oh its possible
Rowan: Our sexy, blonde pirate. A puzzle to be solved. And don’t worry he might just steal your heart just a bit 😉 hehehe.
Alright the end HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE CLIFFIE, NOT COOL YO, NOT COOL.